That was Tom Cruise, the actor.

Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Those are balls. They don’t appreciate him. It’s his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he’s self-conscious. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it’s because I almost did. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don’t get dessert? I’m in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

But I did finally get into Dad’s pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. ♪♪ It ain’t easy being white… ♪♪ Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he’s attempted this, he’s never made it farther than UC Irvine. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. If that man’s straight, then I am sober.